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  1. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I can’t post the vid because he’s a kid, but a little boy was on the local news after being "caught" by a doorbell cam. He was trick-or-treating and the bowl of candy outside one home was empty, so he took handfuls of candy from his own bag and put it in the bowl, explaining to a younger sibling that it was "for other kids". I hope karma gets him GOOD, especially after Jimmy Kimmel ran clips of ADULTS, and kids accompanied and even encouraged by parents, to dump whole bowls of candy into their own bag!
     
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      But sadly they learn all too soon that the world doesn't encourage them when they do that.
       
      shootersa, Nov 3, 2022
    3. Aqua Marine
      My youngest was maybe 6. He was done trick or treating but wanted to hand out our candy. A group of older kids took the whole bowl out of his hands and ran with it. I was livid. Not about the candy being gone, but because they did that to a little kid. How heartless.
       
      Aqua Marine, Nov 5, 2022
  2. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I got a notification from tumblr (gawd, remember tumblr? :rolleyes:) that someone I used to be friends with just answered an ask I sent, like, 5 years ago. And answered it publicly, like an absent-minded dorkus. :laugh:

    Man, tumby was fun for a while. Made me smile thinking of it. :happy:
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Wow, he does sound like a dork.:hilarious: I still love Tumblr. Still so much sexy and naughty content there. Besides that though… lots of artistic post, beautiful landscape photography and tons or poetry. People write about some interesting subjects there as well.
       
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      We just spent two hours on the phone. It’s so nice connecting with someone who remembers those halcyon days. :laugh:

      I’ve never found anywhere quite like it since it imploded.
       
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      Did you tell him he was being a dork? Heehee:p Ya, I still visit there often. So many left thinking it was gonna be completely vanilla. It’s not! Lol
       
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      It isn’t, but it’s not the same, at all. I can’t even upload a new avi. :mad:
       
    5. Sweetpassion
      That really sux! I’ve had the same one I started with so I haven’t tried to do that yet. I like that you can have multiple pages there. One of mine is more sexual type material and one is mostly poetry and beautiful artistic things. It’s calming to me.
       
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  3. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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      Love it!! I needed this.
       
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      I need to send this to my auntie. She used to do those events with her border collie. I know she'd love this!
       
      Aqua Marine, Nov 5, 2022
  4. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    :) We took our mutt to the doggie park and they had an obstacle course there. We put her on it and she sat there like; "Kay, now what?" So we started trying to get her to go through the pipe, or up the teeter totter or even jump over one of the gates, but she was like "you need that done, have at it, I'll guard the gate".

    Another guy comes in with his Collie and they start running the obstacles, and we're thinking that will give her inspiration, but no, she just laid down in the mud like "can we get some popcorn over here?"

    No matter. We still love her.
     
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid was talking to a friend and they were discussing hair products lol.

    He has never cared about his hair before. He’s honestly got the best man-hair I’ve ever seen. It’s thick, and silver blond, and it has texture and volume with a lovely wave/curl. So he has always just washed and go. But now he’s talking hair products with friends! And he told me he might want to change his hair style!


    HE IS GROWING UP SO FAST!!!!
     
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      I wouldn’t be surprised lol
       
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    3. Horny hiy
      I remember being a teen.
       
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    4. Odins own
      Yea...but will he grow a BEARD???
       
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    5. Cherrypop
      I can’t imagine him with a beard! But his dad has one so who knows.
       
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    6. Horny hiy
      It took me a while to grow facial hair. Now it grows crazy. I used to shave as a kid thinking I would grow some.
       
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  6. Unseensaint

    Unseensaint Sex Lover

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    I saw two older teenagers bullying a younger not so goodlooking kid compared too the older boys the ,the youger boys,sisters friend saw this walked up to the kid and said" you are really attractive would you like to come to a movie qith me and my friends
     
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  7. Horny hiy

    Horny hiy Porn Star

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    Running into an old friend from high school.
     
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  8. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    Next week, we're going to an author signing out of town.
    The people whose house we're staying at have a cabin on a lake that is off the grid as far as cell phones and internet goes.
    We're spending a couple of days at the lake with our friends (wink~wink) and another couple.
     
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  9. TexasHeat84

    TexasHeat84 Porn Star

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    My workout, got a nice pump and it felt great
     
  10. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    When my son is snuffly he becomes a big softy
    So sweet
     
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  11. Odins own

    Odins own Porn Star

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    Got some new leather IMG_20221103_194335.jpg
     
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  12. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    My daughter had heating system men working in her cellar and one of them came upstairs all upset telling her "There's a snake in your cellar!"
    She said yes is it a black snake, and they agreed. She explained it's cold out and he probably snuck in through a hole to get warm, but don't worry about him he won't hurt you.
    So she went down in the cellar and caught him in a bag and put him in her shed for the night.
     
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  13. BamaStu

    BamaStu Sex Machine

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    This has been the funniest that I've seen today FB_IMG_1667526488313.jpg Screenshot_20221103-183419_Facebook.jpg
     
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  14. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    Filed another grievance at work, set up the grievance for next week also.

    It's like printing money!
     
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  15. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    People watching at the farmers market today. I wonder if the women working behind the counters who dress as the Amish are really Amish? It was a good day people watching.
     
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  16. Nawty88

    Nawty88 Porn Star

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    Waking up from a nice dream that got my heart beating a bit faster for real.
     
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      Mmm … details please. :happy::kiss:
       
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  17. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Seeing the love everyone has been showing lately. If I forgot to welcome you back, I really missed you, hugs and kisses it’s nice to see you again. Did I ever tell you how sweet you are, love you too sweetie.

    It’s nice seeing the love here. It not only makes me smile it also makes me giggle. But it’s a nice giggle. I ❤️ you all
     
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  18. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband telling me he made me food but he ate it because I fell asleep.
     
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  19. Horny hiy

    Horny hiy Porn Star

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    The kids around here jumping into my pile of leaves. They all know why I leave them.
     
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      “Leave them”. :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 5, 2022
    2. Horny hiy
      I always do.
       
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    3. Horny hiy
      I always do.
       
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    4. Horny hiy
      I always do.
       
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    5. Cherrypop
      They know why you “leaf” them? :p
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 6, 2022
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